Rock
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Fuck
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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