The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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