DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
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If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
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YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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