Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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