she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
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This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
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Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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