i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I'm sobbing to NWA
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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