Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Im just a social blackout drinker.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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