Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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