just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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