You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
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It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
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They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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