It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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