what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Life is so much better after having sex.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Randomize
