Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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