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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait

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• (416): View more from Ontario

  I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know

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• (310): View more from California

  it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.

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• (818): View more from California

  Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.

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• (818): View more from California

  Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment

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• (254): View more from Texas

  There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.

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  That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n

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  I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.

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• (+46): View more from Sweden

  Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life

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• (253): View more from Washington

  Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?

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• (469): View more from Texas

  I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.

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