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  I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.

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• (289): View more from Ontario

  Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.

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• (631): View more from New York

  Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?

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  lol... you weighed it?

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine

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• (315): View more from New York

  Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions

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