D3 body, D1 cock
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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