Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
it was like eating out sand paper
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look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
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I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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