come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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