they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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