omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
there is puke in my bra ... again
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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