No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
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Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I will be naked everywhere
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
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Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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