I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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