You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
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This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
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Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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