On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
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The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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