shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Randomize
