At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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