Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
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If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
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It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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