awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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