im drinking this country out of the recession.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
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When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
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I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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