What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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