I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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