I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
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I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
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Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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