Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
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you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
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Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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