so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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