Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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