I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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