yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
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I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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