Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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