So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
whose ass print is on the piano?
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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