I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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