talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
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So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
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Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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