She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
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That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
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i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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