I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
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he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
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theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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