wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
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I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
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The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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