The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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