I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
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Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
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At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
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