can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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