glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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