did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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