remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
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What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
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what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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