I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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