sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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