i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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