My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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