It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
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Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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