ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
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I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
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Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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