She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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