The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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