Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize