Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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