I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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