i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Randomize
