Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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