May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
i need some magic done to my vagina
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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