I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
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We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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