just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
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